Wednesday, June 18, 2008

GNW XI: The Why You Should Be Excited About Vacation Edition

Happy Wednesday morning all. A few good news stories this week.

* News flash: sex is better when you're not at home. The article expounds a variety of reasons, but I think this is my favorite--alcohol: 'Several men told NEWSWEEK that their wife or girlfriend tends to drink more on vacation, becoming less inhibited. (On the other hand, one 30-year-old women suggests, 'maybe it's just that men are less annoying after a few drinks.')" Yeah, sure they are. (newsweek)

Okay, so maybe that isn't a very EIGN Good News story but can you blame us? Let's get back on track...

* Further proof of the decline of man. A 42 year old man from the Richmond, VA, area decided that to lose weight he'd go on an all McDonald's diet for 6 months. ( I don't know what is scarier, that this idiot decided this would be a good idea or that he actually lost over 75 pounds. You know what, I don't even know where to start with this one.

* Now baby girls (or boys) can get a head start on the competition on becoming a whore. Baby stilettos. This company, despite their "cute" name (heelarious), is selling 0-6 month old sizes of baby shoes with heels. Because apparently it's funny to dress your 6 month old up like a hooker. You can probably find whore caliber makeup that is baby safe on the interwebs somewhere too. freaks.

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