Monday, September 22, 2008

"I wouldn't mind becoming his celebrity impersonator"

Ryan, what exactly do you think you've been doing the last year?

I have no idea who Joba Chamberlain is [he pitches for the NY Yankees -ed.], but apparently a lot of women on the New Jersey shore do.

A man who looks a lot like this Chamberlain guy apparently used his appearance to get a lot of free booze and girls. He isn't sure how many women he "bedded" but it was at least 100.

Ryan Ward, you unemployed presumably uneducated man from Asbury Park, NJ: you are the poster child for the death of morality and the promiscuity of ethics in the 21st (and last) century of this planet.

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