Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Booze Shrinks Your Brain; Apparently Eating Healthy Does Too

Bad news for all of our alcoholic readers out there: "Brain scans of more than 1,800 people found that people who downed 14 drinks or more a week had 1.6 per cent more brain shrinkage than teetotallers." (news.com.au)

But guess what, all of you "yogurt-sprout-eating mother f-ckers" take note: Apparently not eating meat causes mind shrinkage too. "Vegans and vegetarians are the most likely to be deficient because the best sources of the vitamin are meat, particularly liver, milk and fish." (news.com.au also)

As Denis Leary once said, "meat tastes like murder. and murder tastes pretty god damn great." Apparently it prevents my brain from shrinking too. The alcohol on the other hand....

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