Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Good News Wednesday XVI(b): At Least You're Not This Dumb.

If you're reading this, take solice, at least you're not this fucking dumb. (We hope.)

"Drunk man tries to fill his car with jet fuel." (AP via msnbc)

Some idiot in California (shocking) broke into a small airport and tried to fill his gas tank with fucking JET FUEL. Seriously, really? The best part: The fuel cost 5.97 a gallon, which is more than premium even costs out there. Did he really think a fucking ford can run on jet fuel?

Even better, the operations guy at the airport said, "We've had people try and steal gas here in the past." Which lends further credence to my belief that everyone in California is an idiot.

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