Monday, December 15, 2008

Women Prefer The Internet Over You

The species is doomed. It has been doomed for a while, but here's proof from a reputable source known as a blog (well it is a blog run by the wall street journal, but whatever). Women no longer want to procreate.
An online survey commissioned by Intel has found, among other things, that 46% of women would rather go without sex for two weeks than give up the Internet for that long. (wsj via
However it's not just the ladies that are willing to give up sex. A full 30%+ of men would also give up sex for the internet.

The survey was commisioned by Intel. What is Intel doing taking sex surveys you may ask? Faster computer chips mean faster access to pornography for more people.

Would it suprise you to learn that this is the least popular web site on the internet for these sexually deficient people? I wonder why.

1 comment:

jg3 said...

It has been posited that perhaps this survey was included in the packaging of the slanket.

And those people are already predisposed to give up nothin' for somethin'