Good News Wednesday: The Jim Could Actually Get Slim Edition

Slim Jim's are endangered.

"An explosion last month destroyed the only Slim Jim plant in the U.S." and they won't be producing any more slim jims until at least august. (msn money)

Now is your chance to slim up and eat healthy.

In a related shortage note, knob creek whiskey is also out of stock because of large demand. This, however, is not good news.