Monday, July 13, 2009

Breaking News: Swine Flu A Global Government Conspiracy To Rid Planet of Fat People

Today's breaking news. The earth is indeed going nova, but apparently only for the morbidly obese--at least this week.

H1N1 (ie: Swine Flu) is a government conspiracy to kill fat people.

"What it means for the U.S. population:
These findings are especially worrisome because nearly two-thirds of U.S. adults are now clinically obese. Combined with widespread vitamin D deficiency, nutritional deficiencies and pharmaceutically-induced immune suppression, the U.S. population is more vulnerable to a pandemic right now than any other population in the history of the world." (

Sucks to you.

1 comment:

jg3 said...


This will take care of our healthcare and economic problems, and once we figure out to do with all the rotting bodies, it will have a tremendous positive effect on our environment.

Prune the porkers!
Trim the titans!
Expunge the enormous!
Obliterate the obese!