Wednesday, May 28, 2008

ENVIRO FRIENDLY BOMBS! YES! THERE IS GOOD NEWS TODAY!

We lied, there is good news, courtesy of EIGN co-founder and contributor pete:
"New explosives could be more powerful and safer to handle than TNT and other conventional explosives and would also be more environmentally friendly."

Science type environmentalists (read: idiots) in germany are apparently working on creating ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY BOMBS made out of some scary shit called tetrazoles.(livescience.com via yahoo news)

This article reads like a fucking third grade science report--child writing with a few big words tossed around. "bomb good for earth. but it generate cyanide gas. they fix gas, make bomb stronger. go team."

"In initial experiments, G2ZT and HBT produced fewer toxic byproducts than common explosives. Still, they did generate some dangerous hydrogen cyanide gas. But mixing these compounds with oxidizers not only avoids making hydrogen cyanide, but also improved performance."


Seriously folks. Environmentally friendly bombs? WTF?!?!?!? My heart really goes out to you German scientists for saving the planet. "RECYCLE OR WE'LL BLOW YOU UP WITH OUR GREEN BOMBS."

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