(Icey Roads + Salt ) - Salt = Crap!

Watch out for slippery roads this winter. There's apparently a salt shortage! OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!
In all seriousness though. I hope this AP article is an exaggeration because the drivers in my hometown are scary enough with salted snice (snow-ice) that i'm terrified to see what happens if it's missing. Yet another reason to hate winter.